There are no pixies or leprachauns There are no dragons or unicorns It's all in your fantastic mind Your fantastic bombastic mind
There are no centaurs or angels or devils There are no fairies or gods or demons There are no ghostly spirits haunting this place There are no aliens from outerspace It's all in your fantastic mind Your fantastic bombastic mind
Are we alone in the universe? Are we alone in the universe? Are we alone in the universe? Too fuckin' right we are!
There are no vampires or walking mummies There are no talking ventriloquist dummies There are no monsters lurking under the bed It's all bullshit trapped inside your head It's all in your fantastic mind Your fantastic bombastic mind
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? Six billion... and counting...
It's all in your fantastic mind Your fantastic bombastic mind Your bombastic fantastically feeble mind